A.K.A THE BOAT (The Boldest of All Time)
Looking for the BOAT of Korean parties in your mouth? Here you have it. Words nor pictures do justice so we'll stop here.
(You might as well, I mean, it's just math.)

Add rice cakes, seasoning, and 3/4 cup of water into a pan. Boil on high heat.

Once boiling, reduce to medium heat and cook for 2.5 mins (or until the sauce is reduced to your liking). Stir occasionally.

Add rice cakes, seasoning, and 3/4 cup of water into a pan. Boil on high heat.

Once boiling, reduce to medium heat and cook for 2.5 mins (or until the sauce is reduced to your liking). Stir occasionally.

Boil 1 L of water (about 4 Cups) in a pot. Once boiling, add noodles.

Occasionally stir and cook for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

Rinse the noodles in cold water and drain water (or you can eat hot - still drain water, no rinse!).

Mix the noodles thoroughly with the sauce, oil, and seaweed packets and enjoy!
*RICE CAKES: RICE, ETHYL ALCOHOL (TO PROTECT QUALITY), CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: PH CONTROL AGENTS BLEND (LACTIC ACID, ACETIC ACID, WATER, ISOMALTOOLIGOSACCHARIDE, CITRIC ACID, TRISODIUM CITRATE), SALT.
*SEASONING POWDER: SUGAR, RED PEPPER POWDER 1, SODIUM L-GLUTAMATE, MODIFIED STARCH, REFINED SALT, COMPOUND SEASONING 1, RED PEPPER POWDER 2, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: COMPOUND SEASONING 2, DRIED GREEN ONION FLAKES, 5-RIBONUCLEOTIDE DISODIUM, ONION GRANULES, GARLIC POWDER, ONION POWDER, PAPRIKA EXTRACTION PIGMENT, DEXTRIN, SILICON DIOXIDE.
CONTAINS: SOYBEANS, WHEAT.
*RICE CAKE: RICE, ETHYL ALCOHOL (TO PROTECT QUALITY), CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: PH CONTROL AGENTS BLEND (LACTIC ACID, ACETIC ACID, WATER, ISOMALTOOLIGOSACCHARIDE, CITRIC ACID, TRISODIUM CITRATE), SALT.
*SEASONING POWDER: SUGAR, WHEY POWDER, CHEESE MIXED POWDER, DEXTRIN, IPRO LAT SMP, MILK CREAM POWDER, MODIFIED STARCH, REFINED SALT, SODIUM L-GLUTAMATE, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: COMPOUND SEASONING, RED PEPPER POWDER, YEAST EXTRACT POWDER, SILICON DIOXIDE, FLAVORING, GARLIC POWDER, ONION GRANULES, VITAMIN C, BLACK PEPPER POWDER, PAPRIKA EXTRACTION PIGMENT, 5-RIBONUCLEOTIDE DISODIUM.
CONTAINS: MILK, SOYBEANS, WHEAT.
NOODLE: WHEAT FLOUR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SALT. CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF: CANOLA OIL(CANOLA OIL, MIXED TOCOPHEROLS), WHEAT GLUTEN, EMULSIFIED OIL(D-SORBITOL SOLUTION, SOYBEAN OIL, POLYGLYCERIN FATTY ACID ESTER, LECITHIN), THICKNER(XANTHAN GUM, CARRAGEENAN, CORN STARCH), SODIUM ALGINATE, LACTIC ACID, ACETIC ACID, GLUCONO-Δ-LACTONE, MALIC ACID, SODIUM LACTATE.
POWDER SOUP BASE: SOUP BASE(SALT, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, GLUCOSE, SUGAR, HYDROLYZED VEGETABLE SOY PROTEIN, YEAST EXTRACT, GARLIC EXTRACT, SHIITAKE MUSHROOM EXTRACT, ONION EXTRACT, PALM OIL, DISODIUM 5'-RIBONUCLEOTIDE, DISODIUM SUCCINATE, CHILI OIL, GINGER POWDER, BLACK PEPPER POWDER, DEXTRIN, CABBAGE, KIMCHI FLAVOR, CHILLI PEPPER POWDER, GARLIC, CITRIC ACID, MALIC ACID, ASCORBIC ACID, CALCIUM LACTATE, INOSITOL, FUMARIC ACID, CORN OIL, SOYBEAN PASTE, CONCENTRATED GARLIC JUICE, GUM ARABIC, GARLIC FLAVOR, OLEORESIN PAPRIKA(COLOR), OLEORESIN GINGER, FRUCTOSE SYRUP, DL-MALIC ACID, CARAMEL COLOR III(COLOR)). CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF: SALT, SUGAR, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, DEXTRIN, DRIED CHIVES, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE TRIBASIC, DISODIUM 5'-RIBONUCLEOTIDE, DISODIUM SUCCINATE, SESAME OIL, YEAST EXTRACT, BLACK PEPPER POWDER.
KIMCHI FLAKE: KIMCHI(SALTED CABBAGE, RADISH, PEPPER POWDER, GARLIC, SALTED SHRIMP, SALTED ANCHOVY, GLUCOSE, ONION, SUGAR, SYRUP, SALT, RICE PASTE, GINGER, CHIVE, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, XANTHAN GUM), CHIVE, BEAN SPROUT, ANCHOVY EXTRACT(WATER, DRIED ANCHOVY, DEXTRIN, SALT, ANCHOVY SAUCE, YEAST EXTRACT, DRIED KELP, DISODIUM 5'-RIBONUCLEOTIDE, ENZYME PREPARATION), PEPPER, SALT, DEXTRIN, KELP EXTRACT(KELP EXTRACT, MALTODEXTRIN, SALT, TRISODIUM CITRATE, DISODIUM 5'-RIBONUCLEOTIDE, SEASONING), RICE POWDER, CORN STARCH, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, PEPPER POWDER, DISODIUM 5'-RIBONUCLEOTIDE, GLYCERINE, D-TOCOPHEROL, POLYGLYCERINE FATTY ACID ESTER, LECITHIN.
CONTAINS: WHEAT, SOYBEANS, FISH (TUNA, ANCHOVY, CROAKER, HAIRTAIL, POLLOCK).
NOODLES: WHEAT FLOUR, SALT, BUCKWHEAT FLOUR
SAUCE PACKET: WATER, SUGAR, SOY SAUCE (WATER, DEFATTED SOYBEANS, SEA SALT, WHEAT FLOUR, FRUCTOSE, ALCOHOL, YEAST EXTRACT), FRUCTOSE, SALT, STARCH SYRUP, BONITO EXTRACT (WATER, DEXTRIN, SALT, GLUCOSE, DRIED BONITO FLAKES, SOY SAUCE, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, BONITO FLAVOR, MALT FLAVOR, ALCOHOL, CARAMEL COLOR, GUM ARABIC, FLAVOR ENHANCER [SODIUM 5′-GUANYLATE, SODIUM 5′-INOSINATE], DISODIUM SUCCINATE, YEAST EXTRACT, CORN SYRUP, POLYSORBATE, CYCLODEXTRIN SYRUP, MUSTARD ESSENTIAL OIL, LACTIC ACID), SEASONING AGENT (WATER, FRUCTOSE, GLUCOSE, LEMON VINEGAR, SALT, ALCOHOL, MALT EXTRACT, YEAST EXTRACT, THIAMINE LAURYL SULFATE, SODIUM 5'-GUANYLATE, SODIUM 5'-INOSINATE), MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, BONITO SOUP STOCK (LACTOSE, MALTODEXTRIN, SALT, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, DRIED BONITO POWDER, DARK SOY SAUCE [AMINO ACID SOLUTION, WATER, SEA SALT, FRUCTOSE, BREWED SOY SAUCE CONCENTRATE, ALCOHOL], CORN STARCH, ISOLATED SOY PROTEIN, TRISODIUM CITRATE, CALCIUM LACTATE, DL-ALANINE, MONOPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, POTASSIUM BITARTRATE, DISODIUM SUCCINATE, SUCCINIC ACID, CARAMEL COLOR, FLAVOR ENHANCER, L-METHIONINE), CARAMEL COLOR, KELP EXTRACT (KELP, ALCOHOL, WATER, DEXTRIN, SALT, TRISODIUM CITRATE, FLAVOR ENHANCER, YEAST EXTRACT), ANCHOVY EXTRACT (DRIED ANCHOVY, WATER, DEXTRIN, SALT, GLYCINE, FLAVOR ENHANCER, GUM ARABIC), FLAVORING AGENT (ALCOHOL, WATER, PROPYLENE GLYCOL, NATURAL FLAVORS).
PERILLA OIL: PERILLA SEEDS.
SEAWEED FLAKES: LAVER (SEAWEED), CANOLA OIL, SESAME OIL, ROASTED SESAME SEEDS, SUGAR, SALT.
CONTAINS: WHEAT, SOY, FISH (BONITO, ANCHOVY), SESAME, MILK, MUSTARD, BUCKWHEAT.